>>79346328I have no intention write this but I once got an idea for them that was inspired by the way they act as if they're speaking to toddlers. (You)'re working as a member of the staff for a popular children's TV program that's hosted by Fuwamoco. When the shoot is over their voices immediately lose their high pitch, happy smiles turn to weary faces, they start digging their pockets for a cigarette and a lighter, and the content of their conversation turns extremely dark and cynical. Not sure where exactly I'd go with this premise though.
Alternatively you could do picrel