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Hina's delicious ass.
I'm obsessed. I want to chisel a titan sized statue of her booty from a block of marble with my diamond hard erection.
I want to vacuum pack myself inside her computer chair with my face in the seat.
I want to grind up the surface of her toilet seat into dust and snort it like cocaine.
I want to run up to her in public, wedge my face between her asscheeks and wrap duct tape around my head and her hips until she is forced to drag me around like a butthole sniffing parasitic fish.
I want her to wear the same pair of panties for a month straight so that I can allow them to bake in a hot humid room in the sunlight and routinely vent the stench into the rest of the house.
I want to be shrank down, given a years worth of shrunken supplies and then nestled and secured between her gorgeous booty cheeks.
I want scientists and doctors to alter my long term memory and then use medical tech to repeatedly bring me to the brink of death so that my life flashes before my eyes repeatedly, but due to the memory tampering I instead witness every single time Hina has used the toilet in vivid detail.
I would decapitate myself with a high powered laser so long as my head will fall down behind Hina and my nose will pass through her buttcrack, getting one whiff before I lose consciousness.
I want to scientifically analyse and replicate the exact atomic makeup of hina's worst ever smelling fart and use a supervillain-esque device to replace the world's air supply with her smell.
and like have anal sex with her I guess
