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Let's say you've been a bad chumbie. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty chumbie even. Ok, and if you were a naughty chumbie, you would be my dirty little shrimp right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumbud. Now, let's say you're also mommy's boy.
Now that we have established that you are both a bad chumbie and mommy's boy, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad chumbie deserves a spanking, and as I am mommy, you are my chumbie, so I am the one who must provide punishment