>>79588052Fuckin' Italian people. How did we miss out on this? Fuckin' expresso, cappuccino. We invented this shit and all these other cocksuckers are gettin' rich off it.
And it's not just the money. It's a pride thing. All our food: pizza, calzone, buffalo moozarell', olive oil. These fucks had nothin'. They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of our cuisine.