>>77240795shshsh, i have heard but a story or two about that maiden, if someone as uncouth as her could be given such a title. alas, i speak not of her, but of you, my chosen, for i have gazed into the ether and seen your true name, melpert, and the disgraces that have been eternally bound to it. ahaha! i jest, it's just an old nickname thrown around among acquaintances. i bid the finest of days to thee
