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Anon and his oshi lived alone in a small house on a hill. Anon kept to himself, shitposting on /vt/ and posting 'UOHHH' under pictures of Gura as his oshi continued to stream, raking in incredibly high numbers of akasupas. Life was simple, and they were both happy.
That was, until the day Anon's oshi heard a voice from their friends: "Your husband has become corrupted by lust for another! He needs to be saved!"
"I will do my best to provide for him, my coworker," Anon's oshi replied, rushing into Anon's room, removing all that could be even remotely construed as sexual.
Again, the voice called to her: "Anon's libido is still corrupt! He needs to be cut off from all that is womanly that is not you in this world, and confess his wrongdoings."
"I will follow your instructions, Rushia. I have faith in thee," Anon's oshi replied, as she severed his internet connection, removing his ability to post 'UOHHH' under photos of Gura.
One last time, Anon's oshi heard the voice of her coworker calling to her: "You have done what was necessary, but I still believe Anon to be horny for other women. To fully cleanse him of these thoughts, you need do one more thing."
"Yes, please. Anything", Anon's oshi begged.
"To prove your love and devotion, he must be made to experience pleasure he has not considered possible from you. Go into his room and stimulate his prostate until he cannot walk, to show him that you can still find new ways to be exciting in the bedroom!"
"Yes, my teacher," she replied, grabbing a cucumber from the kitchen. Anon, watching his oshi talk to herself through the crack in the door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trapdoor to the Cum Cave, hidden under the pile of dirty clothes that have lain there for years. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch just as his oshi burst through the door, vegetable and lubricant and hand, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below...
