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>wake up and get out of bed, thinking you're up for another disappointing day at work
>open the door, expecting to be on your way only to be met with Kiki's giant puffy cunny filling up your entire doorway
>before you have time to react she opens fire, hosing you down from head to toe in potent Kiki piss
>this will never happen to you
Why even live?
