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LETS FUCKING GO IKE! I'm sure this 3d will be a blast! and then wife sotc afterwards!
>Two thousand quilldren sitting in front of a screen
>Ike's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa IIIIiiieeeKKKKKkkeeeYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "IKEY UR SO CUTE" "I love you ike!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I'll see you all next time quilldren, take care!" *bass boosted E*
>All of quilldren start spamming and blowing kisses violently at the screen
"BYEEEE IKEY!" "アイク・エブランド、愛してるよ!" "MWEH" "I love you Ike!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling floofs each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"I-ikey? Where are you? Ike!?" "アイクはどこへ行ったの?" "H-Help! Ike disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the quilldren begin to aimlessly search for Ike
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the quilldren succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S IKEY!?" "I- I- I MISS THE BLUE BOY!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the quilldren become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their fluffy fists, deepthroating their Ike Eveland acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his karaoke VODs.
>Ike posts on X about not sleeping for 36 hours and living off of energy drinks
>This does nothing to comfort the quilldren
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY IKE!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD QUILLDREN! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "MR EVELANDDDDD UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the quilldren still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the quilldren yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaaああああああ" "iiii ikkkkeeyyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Ike's soothing BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of the Swedish man rouses the quilldren from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Ike appears onscreen
"Hello quilldren." *jingles his keys* "I've missed you."
>The quilldren, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"IKE!!!!" "'HIS 3D IS FINALLY DONE!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the quilldren take their seats and caviar toasts and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.
