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Bogdanoffs bow to Luna
>In contact with Tony Hawk
>Rumored to possess inhuman strength >Controls the Candy Kingdom with an iron fist
>Owns castles and candy shops all over the world
>Direct descendant of an ancient royal bloodline
>Will bankroll the first cities on the Moon (Lunagrad will the first city)
>Owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>First designer babies will be Luna Babies
>Said to have an IQ of -200
>Ancient Pekoland scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>Owns Nano(ra)bot R&D labs around the world
>You probably have Lunabots inside you right now
>She is in regular communication with Natsuiro Matsuri, forwarding the word of God to the Vatican
>Learned fluent Japanese in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with her. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Luna
>Is 0 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Big NAAA to the end of the universe
>Himemori Luna will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
