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Implappive work... Miss Mint...
>Raimi... Ricotta?
Raimi Ricotta?
Hahaha...
Miss Mint... You wouldn't NEED all that, to plap Raimi... Ricotta.
>So, who plaps you?
Perhpas whom I *plap* is not as important as what I can plap for you in exchange for coming all this way.
Some believe the fate of plapping to be... Inflexible...
My emplappers... Disagree...
They authorize me to... hump... things, hmm? In a particular direction from time to time...
What would (You) want humped, Miss Mint?
>All of FlaVR... I want to plap All of FlaVR.
Ah, that would be a considerably large hump... Too large, given the interests of my emplappers...
>Well, you asked.
What if... I could offer you something you don't know you want plapped...
[Screen fades to white]
>Plap? Plap? What... Is... Is that me? What is this? What's happening?
We are in the future. This is the moment you watch Brolime get Plapped...
Unless...
>What? Unless what?
Unless you were to take matters into your own hands.
Replace Brolime, Miss Mint....
[Brolime gets dragged out of the plapzone and future Mint takes his place]
Good. As a consequence of your actions, Miss Mint will get plapped.
And Brolime will not...
>Right. So he's not plapped, Right? He's streaming. Brolime is streaming!
You *are* aware that you've proven yourself to be of explapdinary value...
[A cheese wedge manifests in the air]
A previous hire has been unable... Or unwilling... To perform the tasks laid before him...
[A girl with rat ears and yellow cape stretches forward to grab the cheese wedge, then disappears into the void]
We have... Struggled to find a suitable... Replapment... Until now...
>No! I- I just want to go home! Send me home!
I'm afraid you misunderstand the situation.... Miss Mint...
[Belt buckles]
Wait. Hey wait! Wait! WAIT!
SUBJECT: Araminta Aminthe | Status: Plapped | AWAITING PREGNANCY
