>>85935584let me tell you a story buddy
>i learn how to read. mom goes "splendid" and gives me full access to her library of books. >a fuckton of adventure, comedy,drama,history,etc>her friend gifts her a book. Mom is busy with work so she goes "here sonny! i got a new book but you read it first while i catch up with my paperwork, dont you spoil it for me!">11 year's old me read halfway through this book that is about a female cave woman (homosapiens) that gets found by a tribe of neanderthals. how she's like a tarzan to them>Tarzan is cool>since she's so weak, ugly and weird (tall and with round features) no male wants her.>She gets frustrated.>Now i turn the page and it starts describing how the neanderthals start mating and she's mad no one is mating with her. As a result, she settles for the shitter of the tribe and doesnt even "get seeded">i dont get what im reading since its all flowery but from 15 year's old until she's 17 all the tribe young ones "practice their mating" with her since she "cant be seeded">genuinely what the fuck am i reading.png>"hey mom your book is weird and i dont get it">Mom reads. has a hearty kek and tells me "its a book for grownups">Mom always has a laugh when she remembers she got gifted smut and gave it to her youngest kid>years later. I find it while cleaning her shelves and go through it. apparently later on she leaves the tribe, goes to live with a saber tooth and a zebra. she masturbates a lot when she sees animals having sex>finally finds another homo sapiens and his first instinct is to see her, turn to the forest and masturbate all over a tree because she's the hottest homosapiens in the world>TO BE CONTINUED AS THEY VENTURE INTO THE WILD LANDS!!!What's the lesson? No matter how weird, alien and fetishistic a thing you concoct in your brain is...its still not as surprising as to what you can find in the published smut dimension
