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The first week of streams
>Accidentally set merch presentation to autopilot and couldn’t fix it
>Picked an art tag that was already used by someone else
>First solo stream after debut. Has tech issues and can’t go live
>Makes a twitterspace after 20 minutes that just plays crunchy hold music
>TALKED TO HIMSELF FOR TWENTY MINUTES ON MUTE
>Posted the link to their FUCKING DISCORD instead of his genmates stream on chat
>Eats a whole frozen pizza and goes to bed. Tries again the next day
>Has a scuffed 2-minute stream before accidentally hitting the end stream button and redirecting to Hakka
>Makes another twitterspace. Starts having a mental breakdown, on the verge of tears
>Many of these issues are because he built a new computer 2 DAYS BEFORE HIS DEBUT
>Talks about how as a kid he pulled his teeth out eating Milk Duds and shoved Playdough in his ears until it hardened. This is apparently only the tip of the iceberg for his stories
>Didn't even know how to end the twitterspace properly
>FINALLY gets things functional on day 3 for Cooking Simulator, does a funny bit where he pretends to lag out
>Manager gets a heart attack because they weren’t informed about the lag bit beforehand, he gets bonked for it
>The reason he was having so much trouble before was because he was trying to stream ON HIS FUCKING WIFI
>Forgot what he was doing tomorrow and almost fucks up the redirect at the last second
>Next day, playing Getting Over It
>Forgot to buy the game and install it until it was time to stream
>Starts game, gets jumpscared by how loud it is, his tracking is also broken
>Gets filtered by THE FIRST FUCKING TREE for 10 minutes
>Almost goes on a SEXIST RANT about women bottling water
>After the stream Hakka declares him to be Xenokuni Enemy #1 because of his autistic food preferences
>Accidentally deleted the peanut gallery background and is using a debut banner during his Phasmophobia stream
>Had sleep paralysis, got his head stuck in a pillow and couldn’t escape
>Candy handcam stream starts
>Doesn’t have a mic stand, so he’s PHYSICALLY HOLDING THE MIC or setting it down
>Bought Women’s Small sized gloves, cutting off the circulation to his fingers
>Doesn’t have a mouse, scuffed setup has several things hanging precariously above the camera and his laptop
>Is making Gummy Sushi, CAN’T FUCKING READ THE JAPANESE DIRECTIONS, didn’t find out about the English instructions on the website his Mama tweeted until afterwards
>Pulls out a Magic 8 Ball, YEETS that shit, it almost falls down the stairs
>Fucks up the recipe IMMEDIATELY, spills water everywhere, mixes the wrong packets, tears the seaweed in half, final product ends up looking like a used tampon
>Gets triggered over being called Buddy the Elf
>He’s /here/ and been reading our ryona abuse fantasies. He thinks it’s “endearing violence”
>End of the week Zatsu
>Ate a whole 18-inch sleeve of 50+ Starburst pieces, immediately followed by hot wings, tummy hort
>Shinri trying to teach him how to use Photoshop. Still fucked up making his schedule several more times
>Chat is grooming and sexually harassing him with cute aggression superchats
>He threatens to SHOVE THEM IN A MEAT GRINDER like a certain other psycho he was compared to
>Puzzle marathon day, starting with Superliminal
>Fell asleep right before the stream started because he was tired from trying to fix the schedule
>Starts dropping frames, turns Vsync off, becomes PPC (PowerPoint Clown)
>Later playing We Were Here with Shinri
>Still dropping frames, swears in the first 2 minutes so instantly demonetized (does this in both parts)
>Turns up Shinri’s volume, gets jumpscared by him
>Takes 20 minutes to solve the first puzzle, all the while Shinri can’t contain his laughter
>He got confused and instead of thinking 4x9 were the grid dimensions it was a math problem
>Later in the stream Shinri tells Bettel to KILL HIMSELF
THE PAGLIACCI OF HOLOSTARS ENGLISH
Here's to another year of Clown Kino.
