>>34066289 (me)Suisei could be a dolphin, it fits the psycho angle AND dolphins are good singers
Miko is 100% a red panda or an ottter. it just needs to be an animal that's 100% funny to just look
Ollie is a possum, i love those funky rats
>>34066856they are worshipped but they are freak of natures
>Uma musumes can only be woman>Uma musumes long for running,performing and competing since they are re-incarnations of IRL horses>they get depressed if they cant do that>if they get pregnant, they die at childbirth>they develop insanely fast but stay young for years>They reproduce with humans, but uma musumes can only give birth to uma musumes>Its heavily implied that horses dont exist in Uma musume universe, but its not an alternative universe, so all of the history played out the same>yes that means an entire battallion of french horsegirls fell into a ditch and died>attila the hun was probably an uma musume>Alexander the great probably fought back to back with Uma musumes in his conquest>they wear horseshoes (literally)Its the textbook example of ''it literally doesnt make sense, dont worry about it''
