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How long it would take the average anon from each phase fanbase to shit himself after dying
>Capipis
5 minutes after death (full of shit so it comes out faster)
>Likers, Ohmies, Moojisans
6 minutes after death (very stinky)
>Pankophiles
8 minutes after death (all that pasta is surprisingly healthier than fast food)
>Urufags, Nerdherd(EN), Doremu, Makinists, Airiheads
10 minutes after death(average)
>Bitos
12 minutes after death (they clean hole)
>Hamtards
1 hour after death (something about spending time in a hardware store makes people take longer to shit: real)
>Lovebugs
1-2 hours after death(their body has to expel all their tears first)
>Fagknights
2 hours after death (takes longer because all that dick in ass shoves the poopy deeper)
>Fatknights
4 hours after death (same but longer)
>Nerdherd(JP) and all JP fandoms except Clara's
12 hours (jap food healthier)
>Runatics
1 day after death(they aren't like the other corpses, they're speshul)
>Gumis
3 days after death (so full of shit they are constipated and shit out an entire Jesus Christ of shit in front of everyone at their own funeral of shit)
>Kanpainiki
random like a gacha(because of a variety of fit and unfit body types)
>Buttercookies
dependent: they have to be a room with other shitting corpses before they shit too (they like to watch)
