>>47394060You want a blind date? Fine, I'll play along. You will meet me at the local McDonalds at exactly 11:56am, that will give you exactly 4 minutes to stand in line and get me an order of chicken tendies with fries and a small orange drink. We will sit precisely 2 tables away from the air condition which I will have my back to for adequate cooling. If I massage my upper arms and look away from you it means I am cold and you should give me your jacket; by the way you should wear a jacket. Shorts are fine as long as you don't have very scabby legs, that's a major turnoff. The jacket should provide adamant warmth and not have any weird patterns or bad words on it. A football hoodie is preferred, if you do not have one I will email you a few choices before the meet up.
Once we have both finished lunch you will tell me what a good time you had and how interesting and pretty I am then walk me to my car where you will extend your hand for a handshake. If you go for a sudden hug or try and kiss me I will recoil and very likely scream and the date will be ruined. Once a few days have passed I will total up your score including conversation topics, body language, appearance, courtesy, and how much you make as well as if you still live with your parents which will count for double. If you score an 83 or higher, I will consider another date. If you score lower then I will likely just ghost you.
