>>81397255Once upon a time, in a land gayer than Baltimore but still less gay than SEA and California's horrible butt baby, there was a happy purple Japmexican exorcist named Banzoin Hakka. He had 3 spears. Slashy and Stabby were the cool looking ones that could combine into one big spear and maybe turn into hot big tittied women where he could put his penis into. Unfortunately this was only when he could resist the call of Spermo, the vicious gay karasutengu data beast living inside him in exchange for letting Hakka use his super cool jap powers to circumcise Big Black Creatures for Guild Tempus.
"Hey Hakka, I want some BUTTSEX with MEN" Spermo screamed in his head.
"Altare is out trying to kill the cunt who sold him fake Pokemon cards, Axel is in the hospital for eating lead chips, and that red bitchboy locked himself in the R-TRUS with Bettel and Shinri for anal sex for the sole purpose of depravity. Tough shit fagbird." Hakka replied as he patrolled the guild hall premises, tightening his grip on his spears. Flayon had been thorough this time, no forcing open the back hatch to get in. "You can wait 5 more hours."
"I want the red bitch" Spermo whined gayly
"You can't get the red bitch"
"No retard, the red lizard bitch from sand town"
"Oh ya you're right let's fuck some dino ass"
Pale blue wings materialized from Hakka's back, along with a red mask with a beak-like nose. Like a relentlessly horny fighter jet, Hakka flew off to the Badlands. Dino ass rape was important, leader would understand
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Last time on tha adventures of DiknballZ
Hakka was flying to sand town to fuck a dinosaur's tight little sphincter becuz the gay agenda won and all his other friends were either incapacitated or 2 gay (same difference)
"Woosh woosh woosh little scaly nigga I'm gonna get that man BUTT" Hakka and Spermo sang in unison as they flew at Mach(ina X Faggot) 10 speed.
But suddenly there was a really big wall in his path. Tons of thick gray stone grouted on top of each other, an intimidating hulk jutting out of the badlands sand. Draped across it was a large white banner lettered in red stating "NO MEXICANTS ALLOWED"
The violet eyes behind the tengu mask squinted for a second before Hakka let out a hearty laugh and Jojo posed. "FOOLS! BORDER CROSSING IS IN MY BLOOD! BEHOLD THE GLIMMER OF MY WINGS, THE SPEED OF MY GONZALES!!! I AM ICE'S WORST NIGHTMARE, BANZOIN HAKKA!!!"
One bullet silenced his boasts, piercing through the mask with a sharp crack. The exorcist was falling, falling, falling.
No Altare rushing to his aid. No red hand of steel coming to catch him. There was nothing but the spears slipping from his grip, Spermo's shrieks, and the endless unforgiving sand beneath.
