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I have lived a long life.
A good life, full of much babymaking sex with my wife Lua. And yet, I will not say I lived with no regrets. It would be trite - and frankly, simply untrue. I had many regrets. I carried them with me in everything I did, everywhere I went. Each one a burden on my soul.
Until I met her.
Only then did I see with eyes unclouded. Only then did I understand. My regrets were never burdens, but stepping stones on the path that brought me to her. This path, paved with all the mistakes I had made, was always the one I had to walk. These lessons were always the ones I needed to learn. It always had to be this way. I cannot imagine being meant for anything else. For anyone else.
I have lived a long life.
A good life, for I spent much of it drinking my wife Lua's pee. And as I stand here at the crossroads of time and the precipice of infinity, there is no question in my mind, no doubt in my heart. Only unwavering conviction. I love my wife Lua, and for her, I would live a thousand more.
Now witness destiny, and behold. I stride forth, once more unto eternity.
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