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I've been watching Polka's REPO streams for the last few weeks now, and I've come to the conclusion that I want to play REPO with Polka. Just the two of us, scrounging through the Headman's mansion for any loot, running around the Museum of Human Art laughing at the golden poop, hopping into cauldrons and risking our lives in Swiftbroom Academy as it launches us into the air, getting lost in McJannek Station because that map is dogshit.
I'd listen to Polka talk about random trivia and the things she did in her Polka Densetsu, then fall to my death in some random hole in McJannek because that map is ass. Polka would carry my dismembered head into the station while laughing at how I died.
We’d try to hoard every piece of loot before going to the next stage, both of us picking up the love potion at the same time as our characters start spouting embarrassing lines. Polka would tease me with the possessed doll as it tries to slice me up. Both of us would be panicking while trying to carry the box with the monster inside. We'd try to kill the baby by lifting it and slamming it into the ground.
At the end, we'd look around the shop, trying to figure out how to spend all our money, just laughing and enjoying the night in REPO. And when we inevitably die because the monsters become too much to handle, we’d battle it out in the Junkyard Death Match.
When it’s all over, Polka would tell me in the lobby, 'That was really fun. Let's play again tomorrow after I'm done with my recordings, okay? You better be online.'
And then we’d do it again tomorrow. Until the next FOTM game comes along. And then, we’d play again.
