>>82093502Those damn cyclists and their gay racing suits that make them look like some sort of sponsored NASCAR...
Fuck's sake I know you're not in a race, you can put on something more casual that's still appropriate for cycling, you goofy looking queer. AND LET ME PASS YOU YOU ARE SO FUCKING SLOW DON'T IGNORE ME! I am so much bigger, heavier, and faster than you, I could easily destroy you if I'm not careful.