>>60848864(xcom hit odds got shion kek)
As my knuckles separate themselves from the handle, one by one, my years of video game training surge within me, and an idea shows itself.
I use what leverage I have left to pull the remaining dagger out of the ground, freeing it, then use the attractive force to jump towards the monster. My dagger is pointed forwards, I'm aiming to stab its eye.
"yaaaaaaa!"