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Pipkin Pippa, I still love you even after all you have done to me. You’re the cutest, sexiest and most intelligent person I ever encountered. Everytime I watch you, my brain is on fire, my heart pulses, and my dick twitches. Chatting with you was the only enjoyable moment in my miserable life. Your smell, your Pippheromones, are more addictive than all the drugs in the world, even with the Prozac, alcohol and cocaine I consume every day. And remember your song, Pippa the Ripper? It is still my most favourite song of all time. After all, “even if the darkness takes a hold of you, I’ll be by your side. I’ll be the shining star to light your way. We all have scars inside and tears of night and that’s okay. You are not alone, you’re a part of me, eternally!” And indeed, I’m eternally a part of you, as I fell in love with you. For a person who had lost all hope, only my love for you was my only source of happiness. I want nothing else in the world but to kiss you, to marry you, to have sex with you, for you are my sapiosexual eternal love, my Waifu- but when you rejected me once and for all, I had no choice but to take up the mantle of the tragic villain Claude Frollo.
