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>If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.
>For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this generation, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time streams and general social interactions with gachikois. I've been getting maros after maros about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Stronny, I've been having so much fun with my genmates this month!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you IRL to do it myself.
>I do not give a flying fuck, and the gachikois do not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your groomers. You have 365 days out of the fucking year to talk to other whores, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the gachikoi community, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to groomers and not the whales. Newsflash you stupid cocks: GACHIS DON'T LIKE BORING VTUBERS. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: MEMBERS ARE NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about sending private maros at a different frat IN FRONT OF REGULAR GACHIKOIS. Are you people fucking retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Brolylegend99_ openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Sev over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be sending private maros to non-gachis, I don't give a FUCK if they're a regular in stream chat. YOU DON'T DO IT. YOU. DON'T. DO. IT. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to do it with you.
>"But Stronny!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our gen mates at all the streams, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP ON TWITTER TOO. I've not only gotten maros about people being fucking WEIRD on stream (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's Blackrock?" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten maros about people actually cheering for male voices on stream. Male. Fucking. Voices. On. Stream. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about collabs, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN GACHIS AND NO ONE ELSE, HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A CHATURBATE STREAM? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little whore on Patreon is going to make our gachis happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING GACHIS. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you copyright strike me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.
>"Ohhh Stronny, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that doesn't stream or if you're a weird shit that does weird shit in chat, this following message is for you:
>DO NOT POST NTR ON STREAM.
>I'm not fucking kidding. Don't do it. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS COMPANY. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to gachis, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind, don't fucking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our company. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner on tonight's schedule, I will tell you to leave even if you're streaming. I'm not even kidding. Try me.
>And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a fuck. Go fuck yourself.
