>>90637327The problem with your post, and the reason it's funny, is that earlier today I was thinking about how none of the phase girls are really parasocial material. All of them fall more into "that girl who was into beyblades and wore a cape" or "the female coworker you wouldn't fuck because her ex works at the same place and you don't want the trouble". None of them are head over heels simp material, just weird girls who are kind of entertaining. Like animals in a zoo.