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The reason the autumn season sucks is that it's wasted on my shitty life. The allure of a dimly lit, cold street and bare trees means I'm supposed to be spending time with an old businesswoman cougar as her apprentice. I should get picked up in her Cadillac, have fancy dinner with wine, then get driven back to her high-rise condo where we enter a bath for me to wash her sultry body, before piping her for 3 hours straight until she falls asleep and I play with her tits and finish myself off.
But these things don't happen, therefore autumn is a shit season.
