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I want a big booty goth Shu to fart on my face. I'm not even joking. I want him to "joke" that, if he's not careful, he's going to shit on my face. I want him to hum along to the Depeche Mode, The Cure, Bauhaus, Type O Negative, and She Wants Revenge songs that are playing in the background in between his grunts and eventual sighs of relief as he blasts ass gas in my face. I want his farts to be pre-poop farts because those are the stinkiest. Then I want him to spread his ass cheeks and tell me to lick his asshole. I would do so eagerly and he would fart down my throat, nearly choking me. He'll laugh and call me a "good boy." He'll be my gassy mommy, of course. That's all I want. I want to be a glorified toilet for a big booty goth Shu.
