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>spent 15 minutes off his debut stream telling a story about how he made a ball out of plastic film and carried it in his car as a mental reminder to never give up, causing him to exceed his one-hour limit and delay the first Tempus collab that was going to happen right after
>a tornado was about to hit the place where he lived, and while his roommates were busy stacking supplies for the incoming danger, Vesper decided that the best thing to do was to fuck off to some bar in the middle of the eye of the storm and have some drinks. He ended up being stranded there for 30 hours.
>Just straight up left his work without telling anyone and went biking across the states as if he was Forest Gump. When he got back, his coworkers were relieved because they were unsure if he was ever going to return
>grows Carolina reapers in his garden and screams at them. After all, he believes it will make them spicer. Also puked after he bit a raw one
>while biking, he stopped at a gas stop, bought some food from a strange-looking employee, and then got away when the same guy offered to show him where the bathroom was. He later learned that that gas stop was abandoned a long time ago, the candies he brought were past expiration date and he had just given money to some hobo.
>most likely a prepper
>broke the bro-code by telling 3k of his viewers that Axel had a deep fascination for Nodoka-chan, which he had to make up for it by making people think he has a crush on A-chan
>Was called a perverted ojisan by Astel, a sexist by Kronii, a healslut by Altare, and the cumslut of Tempus by many posters on /vt/
>he prefers women with small chests and big asses
>spent so much time playing FTL in college that he had to finish two papers at the last minute, only to turn both to the wrong class
>during a Zomboid stream he did a bit where his character was addicted to stealing underwears. This culminated, a month later, in the entirety of Tempus plus a few JP senpais posting their real underwear on Twitter
>four months after debut and he already became the first EN talent to get a public suspension
>has in his possession a fucking 7 feet long boar-hunting spear for some reason
>also has rice caches buried in undisclosed locations in the case of society collapsing one day
