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"Wanna KNOW how I GOT these SCARS?! My WIFE is a Sorcerer. And a DOMINATRIX. And ONE NIGHT she gets a STRAPON that's MORE HUNG and WIDER than USUAL. I GET ON my KNEES to WORSHIP the SUPERIOR plastic phallus before me. She DOESN'T like that. Not-ONE-bit. So – me WATCHING – she takes the TROUSER SNAKE to my ASS, MOANing while she FILLS ME up! Turns to me, and she says, "Who's a thirsty little yaminion?" Comes at ME with the STILL-dripping-WET of BOOTY-JUICE, fake MAMBA that's WAY TOO big for my mouth to fit! "Too bad Claude and Vanta aren't here to see this." She sticks the HUGE, HARD member in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" Yabba dabba doo, let's put one on your face too!!!!!!
