>>61511778Flashed into my brain,
a super-intelligent
VR game.
Lair of the Basilisk,
and the Mystery of Chess-boxing.
The ticket to ride is inside your skull.
Solve the puzzles to win -
a chance to be thrown in the bin,
now try not to become a zombie,
for surely you will soon be -
in the ring!
And,
in the other corner,
across from you:
Stephen Hawking.
What's he doing in a boxing match,
you ask?
Vegetable farming.
You're destined for the barn,
but first I must axe you.
A question:
Pigeon, hawk or chicken?
Pigeon? Pigeon.
She's not the only computer in the room,
you've been infected too.
So what variety are you?
One of you has to go,
it's how we'll know.
Hawks kill,
chickens go.
That's madness,
how could this be? We're married!
She tortures both of you, end of story.
Time to make a decision, which of you gets the incision?
Then here's a coin,
50/50 odds I take the plunge.
If my choice matters,
then somewhere out there -
is a universe where we win.
I'll accept your wager.
Then one more thing,
a demand -
If I die eat me,
she said.
Are you kidding?
That's cannibalism!
I'm a star!
Get it?
Haha.
We feed with heat,
star-light you already eat.
Your joke's not funny,
but whatever,
she signed up for the fight,
if that's what she wants,
I'll bite.
Isn't it romantic, vore?
If that's my fate,
make this the wager:
Heads do me.
Tails do her, then do me too.
I don't want to live in a world with a cruel god, would you?
Now flip!
