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the year is 202X. shitty management has brought hololive to the brink of bankruptcy, and yagoo has personally asked suityan to help make a desperation line of merchandise to save the company from imminent ruin.
the suityan merch includes the following (limit of 1 item each per person):
>a 2 minute ms paint drawing of whatever you want (barring obscenity) done by suisei using a mouse instead of a drawing tablet: $20
>a personally autographed cd copy of still still stellar or a future album: $50
>a single hair from the actual suisei's head in a small plastic baggie: $200
>a 30 second recording of suisei reading or singing out whatever you request (with some stipulations on things like hate speech/genocide promotion so cover doesn't run into legal issues): $300 at base, +$50 if the request involves singing, +$50 if you want to turn it into a video with suisei's 2D/3D avatar emoting somehow
>an appointment to be strangled by suisei dressed in full cosplay to the point of loss of consciousness in a dark and soundproofed room at the cover offices; medical professionals and cover staff will be present onsite for monitoring purposes: $3,000 (you must figure out and pay for travel costs yourself), +$250 if you want her to yell things like "てめえ!" and "このやろう!" at you while she physically assaults you
whaddya buying, anons?
