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>Be me
>Chilling in inn, decide to exit my room for a bit.
>See Mr. Yodel bring in some young girl besides him. Orange hair, rather busty, wearing some fucked up KFC ski outfit.
"H-hello, it's gonna be another busy night huh? lucky guy heh"
>Mr. Yodel looks at me with disdain and goes into his room with the young woman. Hand on her ass.
>Head out. Five hours later come back. I can already hear yodeling down the hallway. You've got to be kidding me.
>Go into room, try to cover my head with pillow but it doesn't work.
>Can't fall asleep because I keep hearing yodeling and what sounds like a chicken screaming bloody murder.
>I'm on the verge but also this is just how it is.
>Mr. Yodel, in his fit 80 year old body picks up so many women and breaks their heart.
>Why should she be any different?
>Why would it have been any different for me and Mr. Yodel's relationship back when we were young?
