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>come home late at night from work
>head to the kitchen to grab yourself a quick dinner
>see candles, a bottle of wine, and warm dinner prepared. Your favorite meal.
>You see Bae sitting in one of the chairs
>Bae puts her gameboy down and stares at you seductively
>you ask what's the occasion, she doesn't answer
>you both enjoy a romantic evening
> dinner talk turns to pillow talk turns to flirting
>she grabs you by the hand and leads you to your bedroom
>the smell of scented candles fill your nostrils and you see the bedroom is also prepared romantically
>Is it your birthday? her birthday? Anniversary?
>you try to find out but Bae doesn't answer
>flirting turns to foreplay and to physical intimacy
>after some time, you lay down at her side with a content grin on your face
>Bae starts giggling
>giggling turns to laughing to wheezing
>that memorable boiling kettle laugh of hers
>you ask what happened
>"You got pranked!"
>you look at her in confusion
>"I put holes in the condom earlier! Hehehehehe"
>she continues her kettle like wheezing as you stare in confusion
>confusion turns to a smile as you close your eyes and sleep