>>77889744Well....
>>77889911This isn't me, but I will admit it'd be funny if I did that.
>>77889721>>77889735>>77889943So I was with my gf. For reference she's Chinese, I'm English-Italian, and yes her being Chinese is actually relevant to this story. I really love her, in fact I'm preparing to propose to her soon enough, I want her to be the woman that has my children. And yes she knows I watches vtubers, she does too (mostly holos, but she knows which girls I watch). Ok background set up, so we were in bed last night, nothing wierd in that part, so let's skip past the sex and get to the cuddling. Now I was still in the afterglow phase at this point, my brain wasn't 100% in the right place, and she "I love you" while we're kissing, and I, without realizing it until like 5 seconds after, say back to her,
And I love you Dizzy. I didn't notice what I said at first but she noticed IMMEDIATELY. Cue the next fucking 30 minutes of me being given endless shit, her saying I only like "that Canadian slut" because she has tits that my gf doesn't (for reference she's like halfway between a B and a C, she's just not you know, that). That if I love her so much then maybe I should drive up north and fuck her since clearly that's who I'm REALLY thinking of.
She made me unironically, like something out of a sitcom, sleep on the couch last night. I know what I did is apparently not that uncommon among couples, accidentally saying the wrong name, but boy does that not make me feel better right now.
