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>be store worker
>Chilling at the till
>See a massive pile of lewd anime figures and Pokémon cards suddenly materialize in front of you
>It's a lanky toothless hick dressed like a 40 year old house wife
>She has a fucking bird with her
>Stinks of wet dog
>Stench of cheap booze on her breath
>Handbag is covered in anime keychains and mini plushies
>Just kind of sheepishly looking at the floor
>Pinches herself and suddenly starts becomes energetic
>Gesticulating like crazy
>Pulls out a fucking cheque book
>Pays for $400 of anime merch
>Puts her headphones in and starts staring at the floor again
>Accidentally bumps a figure of the shelf on the way out with her ass
