>>20936586>>20937093So I've been following this girl called Squchan. She's a sweetheart, a real angel.
And I was talking to my friend Bill and he says to me "George, why don't you try cumming inside Squchan - it's all the rage nowadays.". Well, I told him that a man of my age cumming inside Squchan would be the same as trying to play billiards with a wet noodle, but I went down to the office to make an appointment to do it anyway.
So I head down to the office and I say to the clerk, the fella behind the desk, "Hello, I'd like to make an appointment to cum inside Squchan."
And he tells me "I'm sorry sir, there's a 10 year waiting list to do that."
So I think for a minute and I say "would the appointment be in the morning or the afternoon?"
And he says "It's gonna be in 10 years what difference does it make?"
To which I reply "well the plumber is coming in the morning"
