>>79914809Listen here. YOU EXIST BECAUSE OF SQUIRRELS! It is only natural that we fuck.
Let me explain. Salpings are basically trees. Squirrels live in trees. We put our nuts in trees and it is our nuts that get buried in the ground and make more trees. If you really think about it, nature is just one extremely massive pussy and the squirrels are the cocks that are fucking it constantly and burying their nuts inside it. And BOOM NEW TREES EVERYWHERE!
It is an actual fact that squirrels plant thousands of trees every year in nature. You must accept the fact. SAPLINGS WERE MADE TO BE IMPREGNATED BY RISUNERS! IT IS YOUR DESTINY! WITHOUT US YOU WILL DIE OUT!