The Taxonomy of Jets Laughters
By Dr. Ligger Manne, Ph.D
Note: The Courtesy Chuckle has not been deemed by the scientific community as a True Laughter, and is therefore omitted from this list.
>The Goofy GuffawAn advanced species of laughter that may be aroused by wordplay. This laughter is notable in its similarity to that of the classic Disney character "Goofy." Moderate physical recoil and microphone afocality may be observed. The specimen may quietly repeat the punchline afterwards, either to resolve early truncation of its recital, or to enjoy chewing on it for a moment longer.
https://files.catbox.moe/9dgldw.mp3>The Warbling WhistleAmong the rarest laughters, observed primarily when the specimen is poorly hydrated. Some researchers believe this is the precursor to a Windex Whinny.
https://files.catbox.moe/unyv0v.mp3>The STFU SnickerAn uncommon laughter derived from jokes which contain ribbing or an inappropriate theme. May intensify over time as the specimen's attempt to resist being amused loses efficacy.
Translator's note: in the Australian language, "shut the fuck up" actually indicates affection.
https://files.catbox.moe/1bam0d.mp3>The Windex WhinnyA mildly hysterical form of laughter often spawned from short jokes. Named for its similarity to the sound of a clean piece of glass being wiped down with a cloth. Tracking loss is usually observed, and duration is modulated by mood.
https://files.catbox.moe/rhfexk.mp3>The Silent ShriekThe superlative laugh. Highly sought-after and rarely observed. Chiefly elicited by nonsensical "zoomerform" comedy. Debilitating amusement causes complete tracking loss and smothered laughter far from the microphone. Frequently accompanied by transient choking, leading researchers to briefly worry that they have killed Jets by typing "BEEEEANS". Sequentially decays into lower species of laughter before its completion. The current subject of academic focus is in attempting to craft a joke so stupid that it produces a Silent Shriek powerful enough to cause the specimen to fall from her chair.
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