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I didn't bother making a presentation because I don't have time, but I'll give you an outline for what I thought of.
>MENOPAUSE *car crash noise*
>Every girl is born with a set amount of eggs *picture of carton of eggs*
>But eventually they run out *yoda death scream as egg dissolves*
>This leads to HOT FLASHES, INSOMNIA, AND LOSS OF SCALP HAIR
>What if I told you that menopause can be eliminated?
>NIH research has shown that pregnancy slows the rate of menopause
>A single pregnancy lowers the risk of menopause by 8% *point on graph*
>Two pregnancies lowers the risk by 16% *point on graph*
>Three pregnancies lowers the risk by 24% *point on graph*
>The numbers don't lie, if you have 12.5 babies you will NEVER go through menopause *graph to 100%*
>Why?
>Because when pregnant you don't have a period *picture of river of blood*
>All those eggs that would have been lost over that 9 month period are saved *multiple cartons of eggs"
>With 12.5 babies, that's 112.5 periods saved in the bank *even more cartons of eggs*
>The choice is clear ladies *pic related with an arrow saying menopause*
>Get Pregnant Today and Stop Menopause Tomorrow
>*Ending slide is AI pregnant Lucy and Filian*
