>>89760354>>89760531Look, let me explain this because you plebs won't get it otherwise. You haven't experienced heaven until you've masturbated with peanut butter. It feels just like a real pussy. You don't want any of that cheap ass Peter Pan / Wonderbread shit. You have to get organic semi-creamy peanut butter, yknow the kind where the oil pools up if you leave it sitting for a few days. Generally I find that homemade pb from a local co-op has the best consistency, a nice blend so you get the rough friction of the peanut with the soft smoothness of the butter. I personally recommend MaraNatha crunchy, it's got some texture to it but it's still very very creamy. Again, just like a real pussy.
The bread is less important, but it does matter because you don't want the peanut butter to soak in too much, and you've got to be able to get a grip on it without completely mangling the stuff. For this, I like Sara Lee's Artesano bread. It's nice and thick but still kind of spongey, so you won't end up rubbing the skin on your hands off while you jerk.
When you're doing the deed, you've got to put the peanut butter on each piece of bread - do NOT lay them together like a sandwich, you will fuck up the consistency of the spread! Very important! What you have to do is place each slice (peanut butter face down of course) against the side of your penis and gently fold it around. Keep your hands flat on the sides of the bread (like how Gordon has his in the picture), press firmly and get to work. Very important that your hands are completely straight here. You'll be amazed at how much it feels like a real pussy. Maybe even better. The first time I tried it was because I saw a bunch of memes about girls smearing peanut butter on their genitals and was wondering what the appeal was and if there was a version of that for guys. But man, when I tried it for the first time, I was like, "Holy shit! It feels just like a real pussy!" Sweet heaven to my nut.
