>>23692044I've known where I want my wedding to be since I was very young.
It's by the cliffs, overlooking the ocean with forty or so meters of sheer drop to the ground. There's a historic lighthouse in the distance that's rumored to be haunted. In the spring, people come to watch dolphins and count whales while pelicans and seagulls circle overhead.
It would be a small, private affair, of course. Just our family and some personal friends. I'd ask my concert violinist friend from high school to perform live music, and the decorations would be tasteful but minimal. I'd walk down the amphitheatre in a beautiful, trailing white lace dress and a bouquet of sunflowers in my hand and kiss the love of my life under the slanting rays of the setting sun. And then, delicately, I'd push him right off the cliff and onto the rocks forty meters below. The hawks and crabs will enjoy his corpse.
I think he'd like that.
