so I had just finished taking a fat dump, wiped my ass and then flushed like usual. However,
and this has never happened to me before, the fucking water somehow splashed up and touched my elbow, now I'm a respectable 5'10" so this is pretty much a freak accident.
bros. please close the lid when you flush, learn from my mistake.
She warned us and I didn't fucking listen, and I paid the price.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMC8a0tsnT4&t=5481s 