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*** CAPTURED DIARY FROM A STARS SUPPORTER SOLDIER IN THE GREAT UNICORN WARS ***
>The year is 2025, about one year after the start of the GREAT UNICORN WARS
>I don't know how it all started. Hololive City, Hololive Island, all of a sudden Hololive was dominating everything!
>Male vtubers were dropping like flies! Two graduating from the Holostars, three more from Nijisanji, it was a bloodbath out there
>The resistance was formed, partially by volunteers but the bulk of the troops by drafting
>In restaurants, schools, bus stops, there was no safe place from the anti unicorn armies drafting goons
>...
>It's my second week after training camp. Training was hell!
>We were forced to watch seven clips in a row of our favorite vtubers! Most of us hadn't even watch three of them before getting dizzy and sick!
>We were warned that, after our second rotation, we would be forced to watch A WHOLE FULL STRREAM!
>Most of us were not ready for that, tears and moaning were heard!
>...
>Basic training is very tough! We are first taught about the invisible gun menace. Invisible guns, invisible rifles, invisible IEDs, there is no shortage of EVIL from the unicorn armies!
>Their society operates in a matriarchy with their favorite vtubers purportedly treated like Goddesses but WE KNOW THE TRUTH!
>They are actually captive, held hostage by INVISIBLE GUNS; preventing them from fulfilling their true wishes of collabing with our precious boys!
>Victims and martyrs in this great wars, mere puppets at the hands of the unicorn menace.
>Their wealth, status, privilege means nothing when deprived from their true calling! Serving as a platform for our boys to shine!
>...
>Tonight I couldn't sleep! The sound of anti aircraft battery was unbearable, protecting us from the attacks of their invisible aircrafts!
>Two of us couldn't handle it, the intensity of their invisible attacks coupled with the mandatory three clips a day watching was too much and they didn't made it through the week
>...
>My first day at the trenches was HELL ON EARTH!
>It was my first contact with the enemy up close and THEIR LAUGHTER..... THEIR DAMN LAUGHTER!
>We can witness their activities through the spies in their forums and ..... IT IS LIKE THEY ARE ENJOYING IT!
>We can hear the faint sound of a stream playing in the background and THEY ARE LAUGHING!
>They are watching the same livestream for the past 3 hours and they are LAUGHING and CLAPPING and enjoying every moment of it!
>What brings such evil to a human being?
>How can they laugh at the suffering of their oshis, captive and imprisoned in the terrible fate of having to entertain them for a monetary reward when they would be much happier collabing with our boys?!
>...
>THE ALARM FOR AN INVISIBLE ARTILLERY BATTERY WOKE US UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
>We hid under our beds and several cried, profound tears of fear and sorrow!
>WHEN WILL THEIR IMMENSURABLE EVIL END?
>When will they acknowledge our boys and give them equal attention and equal status?
>At the distance, we can hear their LOUD NEIGH!
> "Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh!" echoes in the distance!
>We can feel them getting closer, invisible guns in hand!
>This is a well defended base, they will never captur-
