>>14551379Nia, just because you're a little airheaded, doesn't make you a brainless retard. You're just the right level of stupid, where it's endearing, and not a problem.
As for your claims of self-obsession, that's also overly harsh on yourself. When you play up your selfishness, it's clearly not intended to be serious, and to claim that you have to be completely selfless to be good is simply misguided. We of the cartel know you like to pretend to be self-important, but we also know that you care about us too.
Lastly, your bad taste is not universal, but it's definitely something you should work on. If that's your only significant issue though, you're doing great.
Remember, we love you, Nia. We can't always show it through donations due to how poor we are, and we like to tease you, but please know it's just our way of showing our love for you.