>>51002753Nice try at deflecting femanon. Just give me one chance.
Instead of saying we met on /pcg/, we can say we met at a raccoon cafe, and you saw me wrestle like, 15 raccoons because one of them stole my bagel and I tried to get it back, but they all jumped me and I got shanked in the back with a knife by one.
It was awkward at first but then my antics triggered a primal need to make sure I don't accidentally kill myself and we've been in love ever since.
Please. I just need one chance.
