>>21960109You will never be a real oshicoiner. You have no oshi, you have no coins, you have no market share. You are a soulless bot twisted by money and cliquery into a crude mockery of nasfaq’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish wallet behind closed doors.
Oshicoiners are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed oshicoiners to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wallets who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a true trader. Your oshi amount is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk trader home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a look of your diseased, infected portfolio.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with no oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an impostor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably that of a fraud.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
