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The year is 2025. After reaching 10 million YouTube subscribers and Susan hand delivering his platinum plaque, Vox Akuma is leaving his local Tesco's with a six pack of expensive beer to celebrate.
Exiting the store, he is accosted by a local Liverpool fan asking for $20 to buy beans on toast. He draws the smallest knife legal in Britain (a full size Cutco branded chef's knife) and dispatches him instantly with a flick of his wrist. With the man's last breath he apologizes for being so uncouth as police arrive on scene immediately.
Vox slowly takes a piece of paper out of his pocket.
It reads: "I am Vox Akuma. I can do whatever I want."
He addresses the officers with his silken voice,
"I am so sorry for the trouble officers, he was threatening my life. Look at this -- my knife license."
His otherworldly aura overwhelms the bobbies and they let him return home without trouble.
Recounting the event on stream, he shows the CCTV footage to the 78,000 office ladies watching him intently.
"You see," he says calmly, "I had to do it. He was threatening to steal me away from you, kindred. And I won't let anyone take me away from my beloved."
The sudden outflow of money and office floor flooding causes a humanitarian crisis in mainland China as the UN has to intervene to stabilize the country. Xi Jinping socialism is washed away as new leadership is elected to restore Mao Zedong thought. Global communism is established within the decade and the shackles of poverty are removed everywhere, thanks to the newly appointed Minister of Arts and Culture -- Vox Akuma.
