>>90664363Well, if you look at it the way a business-brained, money ghoul looks at it, you'll realize that the goose was only laying 1 egg a day.
How are you supposed to grow the stock price when you're only getting that one egg each day? Surely it's because the nerds running the company don't know how to business. Let's just get some MBAs in here, and they'll definitely get that goose to lay more eggs.
What do you mean the goose can't lay any more eggs? That's not acceptable, we don't need that kind of negative thinking around here, we know that there must be a way to increase our revenue and meet our growth goals.
I know! We'll just sell some goose meat! We still have one egg to sell, so I don't see any reason to expect our current revenue to drop. And now we have a second source of revenue for today--we're gonna make more money today than this company has ever made on any other day in it's entire history! We are so good at business, you guys. We all deserve huge bonuses!
What about tomorrow, you ask? Well, we'll probably have to shut down tomorrow--market conditions have forced our hand, we did everything we could, the company was failing anyway, there was no growth when we took over, in hindsight this outcome was inevitable.
But look at what we accomplished in our short time at the helm--best day in company history, more growth than the company had seen since the goose started laying those eggs. You should definitely give us the reigns of another company. You want to grow, don't you?
