I am TIRED. TIRED OF SHILLING.
Germanon here, though proclaiming my love for German girls is only one of many things I've spent far too much time on in these threads. I've realized lately that I basically have an addiction to this board and to vtubers, and it's time to move on with my life. Pretty much every waking moment over the past eight months has been spent obsessing over chuubas and discussing or shilling them, first in the old country and now on our new board. But my oshi Nina helped me to realize that having dreams and ambitions is a better way to live than wasting away as an obsessed NEET. So, to truly love her, I must let her and all the lovely chuubas I've discovered go. I've been trying to separate myself slowly over the past few weeks, dropping posting routines I perform in this and other threads, and I'm now transitioning to being a full-time lurker, and then only when I have free time in-between my reps. I am bequeathing my chart of Teutonic Temptresses, and the responsibility of shilling them, to you anons, along with a much more important responsibility: to keep these threads clean, fun, and comfy like I've come to (mostly) expect. Remember: ignore bait, report retards, give (you)s to good posts, make OC, shill your oshi, shill yourself, above all, have fun. Cause if you're not at least having fun here, you're wasting your time. Goodbye, anons. I'll still be around, lurking. But before I go, I need to state one last time, with all my heart:
I AM HORNY. HORNY FOR EVERY CHUUBA IN /wvt/! THEIR ACCENTS, THEIR VOICES! THEIR CHARMING PERSONALITIES! THEIR TALENT AND DRIVE! THEIR LOVE FOR THEIR FANS! THEIR INSPIRING STRUGGLES AND TRIUMPHS! THE FUN I'VE HAD WITH THEM ALL, AND WITH (you)! IT ALL GIVES MY HEART THE BIGGEST BONER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! I LOVE LOVE LOVE CHUUBAAAAAs!!! THEY MAKE ME WANT TO LIIIIVE!!!
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