>>92877778As an OG Sapling I understood that Fauna wanted me to be fit and healthy during her third stream ever (Spore). Implying I would be stuffing my face with crap to cope during one of the saddest moments of my life is directly insulting.
Start using any type of drug, seriously. It's still embarrassing if you need it to not deal with reality, but at least 100x less pathetic than using food as some sort of ultra-loser substitute. If you are a real Sapling and not some fat genderblob Nijisis or a 45kg brown monkey you are regulary hitting the gym and eating natural food instead of garbage.
To answer the question I'm drinking whisky (Laphroaig) and holding my tears back until the stream starts