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>Accidentally set merch presentation to autopilot and couldn’t fix it
>Picked an art tag that was already used by someone else
>First solo stream after debut. Has tech issues and can’t go live
>Makes a twitterspace after 20 minutes that just plays crunchy hold music
>TALKED TO HIMSELF FOR TWENTY MINUTES ON MUTE
>Posted the link to their FUCKING DISCORD instead of his genmates stream on chat
>Eats a whole frozen pizza and goes to bed. Tries again the next day
>He starts to lag after the intro, his voice was muted but the game music was BLASTING, while trying to figure out what happened he accidentally hits the end stream button and redirects to Hakka
>Makes another twitterspace. Starts having a mental breakdown, on the verge of tears
>Many of these issues are because he built a new computer 2 DAYS BEFORE HIS DEBUT
>Talks about how as a kid he pulled his teeth out eating Milk Duds and shoved Playdough in his ears until it hardened. This is apparently only the tip of the iceberg for his stories
>Didn't even know how to end the twitterspace properly
>FINALLY gets things functional on day 3 for Cooking Simulator, does a funny bit where he pretends to lag out
>We can’t hear the game, so he plays Beethoven’s 5th for background nose. Also, chat is frozen so he hides it
>The reason he was having so much trouble before was because he was trying to stream ON HIS FUCKING WIFI
>Forgot what he was doing tomorrow and almost fucks up the redirect at the last second
>After the stream he figures out he had the game audio muted in his settings
>Manager gets a heart attack because they weren’t informed about the lag bit beforehand, he gets bonked for it
>Next day, playing Getting Over It
>Forgot to buy the game and install it until it was time to stream
>Starts game, gets jumpscared by how loud it is, his tracking is also broken
>Gets filtered by THE FIRST FUCKING TREE for 10 minutes
>Almost goes on a SEXIST RANT about women bottling water
>After the stream Hakka declares him to be Xenokuni Enemy #1 because of his autistic food preferences
>Next day, playing Phasmophobia
>Accidentally deleted the peanut gallery background and is using a debut banner
>Had sleep paralysis, got his head stuck in a pillow and couldn’t escape
>When scared, alternates between screaming like a bitch and going FULL MONKE
>Candy handcam stream
>Doesn’t have a mic stand, so he’s PHYSICALLY HOLDING THE MIC or setting it down
>Bought Women’s Small sized gloves, cutting off the circulation to his fingers
>Doesn’t have a mouse, scuffed setup has several things hanging precariously above the camera and his laptop
>Is making Gummy Sushi, CAN’T FUCKING READ THE JAPANESE DIRECTIONS, didn’t find out about the English instructions on the website his Mama tweeted
>Pulls out a Magic 8 Ball, Yeets that shit, almost falls down the stairs
>Fucks up the recipe IMMEDIATELY, spills water everywhere, mixes the wrong packets, tears the seaweed in half, starts out as a non-Newtonian monstrosity, ends up looking like a used tampon
>Tries to roast us about Ramen Bowls, holds it upside-down
>Starts having a schizo panic attack about if we saw his reflection in the glass
>Gets triggered over being called Buddy the Elf
>He’s /here/ and been reading our ryona abuse fantasies. He thinks it’s “endearing violence”
THE PAGLIACCI OF HOLOLIVE PRODUCTIONS ENGLISH
