I've been without Internet for a couple of days now and aside from wanting to blow my brains out it gave me a lot of free time to finish this paste. It should be every topic pertaining to her birthday live as well as some extra after the live talk was done.
https://pastebin.com/m6X9unqXAs always her ignorance in things is very cute, like thinking farts were a consequence of inhaling too much air causing pressure build-up.